Solution to "Edge's Valley Bigfoot Society" by NegSec

X GUARD
TAKE KEY
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
TAKE KEY
X PILE
TAKE STICK
TAKE KEY
X BED
X CRACK
KICK CRACK
TAKE LEG
CONNECT STICK TO LEG
LOOK BEHIND POSTER
CONNECT STICK TO LEG
TAKE KEY
N
W
SEARCH BOXES
G
G
G
G
G
E
S
X LECTERN
N
ENTER 1982 INTO DOOR
N
N
N
Choice:
  ROAR -> go to branch (1)
  CALL 911 -> go to branch (2)

Branch (1)
S
X TOY CAR
TAKE CAR
NORTH
PRESS TOY CAR
D
S
S
X LECTERN
TAKE MICROPHONE
N
N
N
TURN ON MICROPHONE
S
N
D
S
E
X DESK
OPEN DRAWER
TAKE BATTERY
PUT BATTERY INTO MICROPHONE
W
N
N
TURN ON MICROPHONE
PRESS TOY CAR
N
E
E
E
E

Branch (2)
X BOOKSHELVES
X NONFICTION
X THE ART OF ENGLISH PRONUNCIATION
READ THE ART OF ENGLISH PRONUNCIATION
Y
CALL 911
N
E
E
E
E